A Baguio Treat

Penman for Monday, April 27, 2009


THIS YEAR'S UP Writers Workshop started auspiciously enough, albeit in a somewhat unusual way. National Artist and workshop director Virgilio Almario and I took the two front seats on the bus going up to Baguio last Easter Sunday, forcing us to watch whatever the bus driver fed into the DVD player.

This, for me, is always a moment of great anticipation: you half-expect an action epic featuring Jet Li or Jean-Claude van Damme, something to stir the stale, refrigerated air with throaty yelps and roundhouse kicks.

As it turned out, our first DVD was what the business calls a “romantic comedy” — a Pinoy confection titled A Very Special Love, starring John Lloyd Cruz and Sarah Geronimo, an overbearing-boss-meets-adoring-secretary story. It became, in effect, our first workshop subject, with Rio and I agreeing that it was very well scripted and acted, with Sarah demonstrating a fine comedic talent.

But when the movie ended somewhere in Pampanga and we hankered for the obligatory provincial-bus action film, the conductor pulled out a disc that he claimed to be the recent car-racing flick The Fast and the Furious 4. It was fast and furious, all right, but it was something else titled Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet — featuring actresses with no surnames like “Syren” and accompanied by spooky theremin music. I was just thinking that any movie whose first line of dialogue was “Hey, baby, how ya doin’?” had to be worthy of a workshop, when the lead actor began gorging on Syren’s cleavage, and National Artist and workshop director Rio regretfully ordered the tape stopped, mandated by his lofty position to maintain wholesomeness in our entertainment fare, at least for the time being.

“Wholesome,” indeed, would be the last word you would use to describe the literature being produced by our best young writers today, as the week-long workshop established. If that’s a disturbing thought — well, it’s meant to disturb. Just to make it clear, the workshop fellows themselves were as flush with schoolboy and schoolgirl charm as you can imagine (maybe with one or two deliberate exceptions), but their work, on the whole, displayed a fine cutting edge, eager to challenge what came before them.

Next week, I’ll give you a more detailed report on what these concerns were; for a quick preview, I’ll just mention the words tunay na lalake, ineffable, cultural fidelity, spec fic, secret-sharing, and akology, engaging concepts all. For now, as director of the UP Institute of Creative Writing that ran the workshop, let me thank our sponsors and friends: the National Commission on Culture and the Arts; the Chancellor of UP Diliman, Gerry Cao (the very first Diliman chancellor to actually sit in on a workshop session); the Baguio Writers Group, who hosted us for an evening of beer and poetry at Vocas on Session Road; William Aquino, the ever-affable and generous manager of the AIM Igorot Lodge, the perfect nook for intensive workshops of this kind; UP Baguio chancellor Precy Macansantos and our colleagues at Benguet State University, where I gave a talk on the short story; writer and bookman Del Tolentino, whose home every writer dreams of owning; and painter BenCab, for the kind favors described below.


THE WORKSHOP fellows and panelists were welcomed to Baguio with a special lunch laid out by painter and National Artist Benedicto Cabrera — or BenCab, as most people know him — long a friend of writers and of the workshop. His friends among the local tribespeople offered a cañao in his honor — it also happened to be his birthday just a few days earlier — and many other friends from Manila came up to share the moment with him, including publisher Karina Bolasco, historian Ambeth Ocampo, printmaker Pandy Aviado, and poet Rayvi Sunico.

After the kamayan lunch, Ben took us on a private tour of the new museum that he had just opened (Km. 6, Asin Road, Baguio City), and what a breathtaking showcase it was of some of the best works of Philippine art and of northern highland culture. The ultramodern building is, in itself, an impressive piece of sculpture in glass and black rock, nestled on a hillside commanding a view of a valley flecked by gardens. The museum has various rooms devoted to contemporary art, Philippine masters, erotica, Bencab’s own work, and his incomparable collection of native wood sculpture and furniture.

BenCab’s resounding success on both aesthetic and commercial planes has been certainly well deserved, for someone who worked his way up from magazine illustration to the creator of iconic images such as his scavenger Sabel, who now lends her name to the museum’s coffee shop.

I kidded Rio and another National Artist for Literature who was with us, Bien Lumbera, about not yet having a museum in their name. We all laughed about it, knowing that we writers may have all the words in the world at our disposal, but that it’s the painters whose inarticulateness we often deride who can make from one afternoon’s painting what a lifetime of 10 novels won’t. That’s life, and that’s art!


SOMETIMES I think that the writers’ workshop is really just an excuse for us to go up to Baguio and to indulge ourselves in what workshop oldtimers have come to consider the ultimate Baguio treat: listening to the fabulously good singing group named On Call, composed of arranger and pianist Dr. Dennis Flores, and vocalists Jett Acmor, Mari Laoyan, and Danny Imson.

We’ve followed this group for many years now, from Pilgrims Café on Session Road to its reincarnation on Leonard Wood and then to the Manor at John Hay and now in Forest House on Loakan Road, where they sing every Tuesday, Wednesday, and Saturday. Their Broadway and OPM medleys are better than any aperitif or dessert, and this time around we got a special treat in the form of a kundiman medley that would’ve melted any dalagang bukid’s heart.

We keep hoping that they’ll have a stint in Manila or put out a CD we can listen to at leisure. They’re the kind of group that you can listen to for hours without tiring of their music — indeed, the couple of nights we listened to them, the same people were at the other table, camp followers just like us (our group included National Artists Bien Lumbera and Virgilio Almario, whose presence On Call kindly acknowledged).

Swine flu, swine scam

Iwasan daw muna ang magbeso-beso, sabi ni Agriculture Secretary Arthur Yap dahil sa swine flu na umaatake ngayon sa Mexico.

Sa mga report kahapon sobra isang libo na ang natamaan ng swine flu sa Mexico at 81 na ang patay. Dahil sa bago itong virus na galing daw sa mga baboy, wala pang gamot para talaga duon. Mga gamot na gamit dati sa bird flu ang ginagamit ngunit mukhang hindi masyado raw umuubra.

Pinagbawal na muna raw ang pag-angkat ng mga baboy sa Mexico at sa United States. Sabi ni Yap hindi naman daw apektado ang mga baboy natin dito sa Pilipinas at basta lutuin lang daw ng husto, okay lang.

Para siguro ligtas, mag-isda na lang muna tayo o kaya manok. Mabuti pa mag-gulay na lang.

Dahil sa chain of life, yung dugtong-dugtong na proseso ng buhay, madali lumipat ang ano mang bagay mula sa tao, sa mga hayop at sa kapaligiran.

Wala pang makapagsabi kung saan talaga nanggaling itong bagong salot kasi kabit-kabit naman kasi ang lahat na bagay dito sa mundo. Tayo lahat ay humihinga. Kaya kung ano ang nasa kapaligiran, lahat yan ay na kukuha natin. Kung virus yan na nalilipat sa hangit at sa paghawak, madali natin yan mailipat sa mga hayop dahil nahahawakan ng tao. Ang pagkain na kinakain ng hayo ay apektado kung ano ang nasa kapaligiran. Ang dumi ng mga hayop ay ginagamit na pampataba sa mga lupa na tinataniman ng gulay. Walang ligtas.

Sa gusto natin at hindi nandyan na. Kaya mag-ingat na lang tayo. Ang sabi nga ni Yap, iwasan muna ang physical contact. Kasma na nga doon ang beso-beso. Kung pakiramdam mo ay para kang magkakaroon ng flu, sa bahay na muna. Obserbahan ang sarili dahil baka naman ordinaryong flu lang naman yan. Ngunit kapag hindi gumagaling, tautaas ang lagnat, magkonsulta na sa doktor.

Kapag umubo o maghatsing, takpan ang bunganga para huwag na magkalat ng virus.

Dito sa Pilipinas kapag sinasabing peste sa mga baboy ang naala-ala ko naman ay ang swine scam na ginagawa ng mga tauhan ni Gloria Arroyo sa Department of Agriculture kasama na doon ang kanyang dating undersecretary na si Jocjoc Bolante. Ibinulgar ito ng abogadong si Harry Roque noong isang taon.

Nalustay ang mga pera na para babuyan na proyekto para sa mga mahihirap. Ang suspetsa ay ginamit sa kampanya ni Gloria Arroyo noong 2004 na eleksyon katulad din sa nangyari sa mga abono.

Yan ang salot kunektado sa baboy na hanggang ngayon ay hindi pa nabigyan ng lunas ng batas sa Pilipinas.

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Travel Agents? Bloopers – really funny!

Okay.. here’s something to take those stress related pain away… I’m back with some of the call center’s funniest bloopers… This time, I’m concentrating on Travel Reps or Travel Agents. I myself have been booking flights, cars and hotels for some time and have been in the training field as well. I just enjoy doing QA for travel agents and stumbling on some really hilarious lines. Now, I’m sharing them with you.. Love it!

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favorite line #1: “thank you for calling so much” (so much talaga..as in!)

favorite line #2: “thank you so much for calling to you” (bwahahhaah!)

favorite line #3: (phone conversation with a bad connection) “i’m breaking up on you too” (uuuuy! boyfriend-girlfriend mo?)

favorite line #4: well first, can i have your first and last name first?…ok for that one…you first have to save an itinerary first…(this guy’s favorite word must be “first’)

favorite line #5: (on guidelines for getting a refund on an airline reservation) “the passenger has to die first before you will get a refund” (hihihi ayus!)

favorite line #6: “for this one you have to sign up first before you have to be signed up,ok?” (huh?)

favorite line #7: “i can see that this is an unreserved reservation”

favorite line #8: “the sign up process is very free ” *(you mean there are sign-up processes that are slightly free or half-free?”)

favorite line #9: “how age is your son?” (hahahahaha! my son has age 3?)

favorite line #10: “do you have a pen and a ballpen?” ( how about a pencil? do i need to have it,too? )

favorite line #11: “please bring a government photo issued id” (ayos …)

favorite line #12: “could you repeat that again, please?”

favorite line #13:” because actually you need to actually sign up for an account first”( ..actually..ganito yun..)

favorite line #14: “that is eastern pacific time” (anong time zone ba talaga ate?)

favorite line #15: “can i have your sine in and location pless…” (bisaya?)

favorite line #16: “i see here that this is just a reserved reservation” ( uhuh! that’s what a reservation is supposed to be!)

favorite line #17: (for an opening line..) “thank you so much for that information…” (yeah right! the caller hasn’t even said anything yet!)

favorite line #18: ( a call during Christmas day,an agent had this for a closing remark!) “Thank you for calling and happy halloween!” (YIKES! i don’t think Santa is gonna give you presents for this!)

favorite line #19: “have a…have a…have a… have a happy holiday!”

favorite line #20: “have a…have a…have a…have a happy day!” (trying to find for a better adjective for a day,huh?)

favorite line #22: “would you like to reserve this for january nine or january tane?” (uhuh! american accent training!)

favorite line #23: “well, it defends…” (i repeat! american accent training!)

favorite line #24: (new dead air verbiage!)” if i don’t hear from you within 5 minutes, i’m afraid i will have to release this call…” (you’re willing to wait that long?)

favorite line #25: “i’m sorry i can’t seem to access your account. Are you sure you’re already a passenger of xxxxxx.com?” (the passenger is calling to purchase a flight meaning he is not yet a passenger!!!! For heaven’s sake!)

favorite line #26:” i’m sorry but my supervisor is having a conversation right now…” ( conversation? hihi..)

favorite line #27: “ok you will be leaving 9am in the morning” (wait lang! is there a 9pm in the morning? )

favorite line #28: “would you want to add 1 children for this itinerary?” ( 1 children?! )

favorite line #29:” thank you for calling, Mr. coupon”

favorite line #30: “how many passengers will be staying in the room?” (uy! flying hotel room?)

favorite line #31: “i’ll just tell him nalang!” (patay tayo dyan,,nahalatang pinoy!)

favorite line #32: “ok for that one let me verify with my computer…according to my computer…” (i would love to get that computer…what brand?)

favorite line #33: “if i don’t see you within 5 seconds, i’m afraid…”. (my goodness! we are in the philippines. how on earth can the caller be here for you to see him in 5 seconds?!)

favorite line #34: (passenger shouting on the other line) “sige..sige…sige…”

favorite line #35: “would you like to add and attractions and services for this one?

favorite line #36: “what i can offer you is a one times courtesy void” (naay two times?)

favorite line #37: “let me just walk you to the set-up” ( mura man walk you to the door…kimpang ang caller? asa na dapita ang set-up?)

favorite line #38: “i’m sorry but there is something wrong with the airplane…” (passenger: what? my flight will still be in two months!)

favorite line #39:” i need to verify this one so let me just hold you for a while, ok?” (uy! very sweet na agent!)

favorite line #40: “i’m sorry but because of the queue that we are having, i’m afraid my supervisor is taking a call right now..” (passenger asks how many calls are waiting?) “we are actually having 59 calls on queue…” (sus! giduka na gali ang uban kay walay calls!)

favorite line #41: “would you like a smoking or non-smoking bed?” (ayuz, where can I get that kind of bed?!)

Hope you all like it! God bless you folks… Don’t forget to laugh!

Buyogan tops the list of Aliwan Fiesta 2009 Winners

Buyogan Festival of Abuyog Leyte was formally declared as the Aliwan 2009 Champion, besting 20 other festivals from all over the Philippines.

buyogan festival
Abuyog, Buyogan Festival

Coming in at second place was the first-timer Kasag Festival of Banate Iloilo. and Second runner up was the Tribu Paghidaet of Iloilo City’s Dinagyang Festival.

dinagyang festival
Iloilo’s Dinagyang Festival

The seven runners-up are: Siloy Festival of Alcoy Cebu, Karatong Festival of Dulag Leyte, Ibon-Ebon Festival of Candaba Pampanga, Kalilangan Festival of General Santos City, Kadayawan Festival of Davao City, Lapay Bantigue of Masbate City, and Lambayok Festival of Batangas.

karatong festival of dulag leyte
Karatong Festival

When I first saw Buyogan did a run through of their routine at the Aliw Theater cark park a few hours before the show time, I knew they were going to be the fetival to beat. And I also knew that Dinagyang will be having a difficulty mission of getting the grand prize after seeing them perform both at the Aliw theater and Quirino Grandstand.

I am happy that Kasag won first runner-up. A lot of people were surprised at the performance of Kasag. From a never-heard festival, it has now become the second best festival in Aliwan for this year.

kasag festival

Buyogan’s performance was really amazing. They deserve to win the Aliwan this year. After grabbing the top prize at the Free Interpretation Category of Sinulog 2009, and the Pintados Kasadyaan in Tacloban, I wonder what’s next for Buyogan.

Alcoy Siloy performed the routine which they also showed during the Sinulog 2009. It was a clean execution, but I could have been more happier if Sinulog brought Don Sergio Osmeña National High School, or the Palawod Festival of Bantayan.

Buyogan Festival in Aliwan

But all in all, I am satisfied with the results. Aliwan 2009 was a great show! I am looking forward to the eight edition of Aliwan Fiesta in 2010!

Many, Many thanks to Susan Arcega of MBC!

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Buyogan tops the list of Aliwan Fiesta 2009 Winners

Seeing red with the HP Mini 1100 Vivienne Tam Special Edition

This is a rather late reportage on last week’s launch of the new line of HP Mini notebooks. It includes an upgrade of their 2133 model via the new HP Mini 2140 and their 1100 PC series which is priced for as low as P18,950. The fashion-conscious will surely like the HP Mini 1100 Vivienne Tam Special Edition specially because it’s in red and has a stylish design of peony blooms. Retailing at P27, 950, HP is highlighting the desirability of this “digital clutch” by saying that only 250 pieces will be available in the Philippine market.

We saw former beauty queen Miriam Quiambao modelling the Mini in its full glory and Cosmopolitan editor Myrza Sison was indeed so lucky to get the gadget in the night’s raffle. I do like the HP Mini and the fact that it’s getting good reviews. Maybe there’s still space for this in the next bonus? hehe. I do believe that something like this will make a good supplementary laptop, if you’re not comfortable carrying your more expensive laptop around because of increasing incidents of laptop theft. Take note that this notebook is just about one fourth the price of a Macbook. Plus it’s lighter and smaller too!

Vivienne Tam HP Mini

Specs for the new HP Mini 1100 include an Intel Atom N270 processor, Windows XP Home operating system, integrated webcam with built-in microphone and 10.1-inch diagonal widescreen display. Not to mention the fact that it’s less than an inch thin and is ultra-lightweight (a little more than a kilo)>

HP Mini